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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A clean, confident tee for people who speak truth plainly. The slim chest print reads like a quiet headline — “I SUE THE GOVERNMENT AND WIN.” — a short, sharp declaration that lands with dry humor and conviction. On the upper back a compact logo sits centered, the subtle badge that ties the message together without shouting. Lightweight but sturdy, the shirt wears like a daily uniform: understated in meetings, wry at protests, steady at town halls. It pairs with worn jeans, a blazer, or a layered jacket when you want your stance to be part of the outfit rather than the outfit itself. This is for people who value clarity, blunt wit, and durable, no-fuss clothing that moves from day to day with quiet confidence.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed crew neck and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves and inner neck, DTG on main print for crisp, detailed artwork
- OEKO-TEX® certified; tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


